Alright so there's BEN and Jeff but who's rants are we missing again...? Oh Yeah! Eyeless Jack. One of the very important pastas. In his stories, it's the same thing. Like the saying goes: 'Same story, different day.' Let's begin, shall we?

List of the things I always see in JTK stories. Thought they're worth mentioning. Maybe you could use this as a guide, too. ~Contains words inappropriate for VERY young readers. ~Not advised for the faint of heart. ~If your story is like one of the stuff I put in here, then good luck. ~Not advised for easily-offended people. © MaraWay