It all started normally. Writing in a journal about their life seemed fine. But Smosh soon forgot all about that stupid journal when two young girls showed up at their house. Strange things started to happen. And it changed Ian and Anthony's life forever...

Nightingale is human - or would be, had it not been for the manner of her creation. Genetically engineered and grown to adulthood in a lab, she was created, not born. Why? For the sole purpose of the entertainment of rich men as one of the many Inamoratas in the bordello business . Beautiful, elegant, a superb dancer and an even better singer, she is the perfect lover for any man. Perfect, that is, except for her personality - the one thing you can't engineer.