harry the explorer [larry stylinson] (SHOW DISCONTINUED)

harry likes going on adventures with his fuckbuddy i mean bestie louis

How To Suck Your Own D*ck - the Jawn Rocha Lifestyle

Awsten jokes about Jawn sucking his own d*ck in the podcast, but little does he know how right he turns out to be

The Secret Life of Poot Lovato

She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com...

the taxidermy of you and me

lower case intended. a true marvel of artistry meets oddity.

spawsten (sexual)

awsten asked. i delivered.

Shrek X Bread

I'm sorry

Sheltered

i'm so sorry otto you don't deserve this.

THE TREE FIC

DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY I WAS SLIGHTLY DRUNK WHEN I WROTE IT IM SO SORRY AWSTEN AND GEOFF I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON

Dobby and The Sorting Hat

Dobby has always wanted clothes, but never like this. As the young house elf Dobby lives at hogwarts, He finds love with none other than the Sorting Hat itself. However, things start to get mixed up when fifth-year Harry Potter gets in the way of Dobby's feelings for the Sorting Hat. (THIS BOOK IS A JOKE ENJOY THE WE...

Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...