Not really regular updates They're all "x Reader", from the Reader's POV. I try not to use third person pronouns for the reader but if I necessarily have to, it will either be they/them or she/her. I try to avoid saying the Reader's name in the story because I don't like using the Y/N format in my writing. In certain oneshots I might give a name to the character that's a placeholder for the Reader. Signals in chapter titles: 🖤- contains/mentions darker/morbid topics ❤️‍🩹- hurt and comfort 💗- fluff/comfort (literally no pain at all) 💔- angst ❤️‍🔥- spicy stuff 💛- first meeting I WON'T WRITE STORIES WHERE THE READER IS A MINOR, OR TEACHER X STUDENT! (It feels incredibly wrong, creepy and triggering to me.) FOR SIMILAR REASONS I'LL AVOID THESE CHARACTERS: - Sheba Hart (I know she's a fan favourite and all, but no) - Lydia Tár (I have written about her before, never again tho) - anyone else whose storyline is centered around being predatory Please excuse my grammatical errors. I try to double check my work, but it still happens.

just so you know this is satire so dont whine and be bitchy all over my comments

𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗼 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗔𝗟𝗢𝗧 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝘆 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘀. 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 request in either A: dms or B: comments WARNING: some chapters may contain smut levels of intensity (1-5) fluff - just plain ole sweet sad fluff - bittersweet fluff w/ smutty undertones - no sex but very suggestive tragic fluff - depressing, but usually has a happy ending smut - there will be sex