"So I told him I couldn't help if one boob was bigger than the other. Did he think I asked for that when I was 12?" She sighed picking at her nails. "Boys are so stupid. I didn't make fun of one his balls hanging lower than the other." "Ma'am-" "Like who does he think he is? I was willing to give him pussy- I still did- but I thought about saying no. Just saying no and leaving." "..." "Asshole." "Ma'am?" "For fucks sake dude. I'm trying to talk about my feelings and all you do is keep interrupting me. All you boys are assholes." "Are you ready to order?" She took a deep breath in and nodded even if he couldn't see her. "I'll have the 4 for 4. None of that burger shit, I want the chicken sandwich."

Falling in love with your brother's best friends shouldn't have been as easy as it was, but here Harrison was, hopelessly and utterly in love. The only things was, they were already dating. Good thing they thought his puppy love was absolutely adorable. - bxbxb : basically just fluff and way too much smut disclaimer: this story has nothing to do with PET