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  • Though you annoy me, I'll take your hand in mine any day
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    DISCLAIMER THIS WAS WRITTEN & CONCLUDED LONG BEFORE S3 ENDED, AND LONG BEFORE II S2 EPISODE 16. SOME THINGS MAY NOT BE CONSISTENT WITH HOW THINGS WRAPPED UP THERE. KEEP THAT IN MIND MePhone 4 ends up hurting himself, and OJ has to keep an eye on him while he recovers, so he doesn't cause any trouble for the hotel, bu...

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  • One Shots!
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    (Cross-posted to Ao3!) Arbitrary one shot book! Watch out for not-so-good writing in the beginning chapters! Funky brain has funky ideas lol. Feel free to request(unless the request chap. says you can't)!

  • OBJECT SHOW ONESHOTS (V2)
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    It's the sequel! More fluff, more angst, and more content to love!

  • WIRES || Inanimate Insanity Fanfic
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    Taco and Microphone were caught by Knife, and Taco is worried they may be found out by other contestants, so they make a plan to prevent that from happening... But what will happen when Microphone goes too far? ---- This book contains GORE, MATURE LANGUAGE and SENSITIVE CONTENT!

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  • Hotel OJ life
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    first few chapters are cringe sorryyy!!! <- fixing soon Mostly about the life in the hotel, some randomness, and being chaotic. There is messiness everywhere you look. (btw this is humanized) (There is quite a lot of ships here!) (My first book!)

  • Switcheroo, We Can Too(ON HOLD)
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    Golf Ball gets inspired by Episode 12s contest and decides to yoink Firey and Leafy and test it out on them I have no clue how to make descriptions This story does include other ships Like for example there will be chapters in others POVs but the side characters POV doesn't surround the main characters so in those the...

  • Inanimate Experiments | An II Comic
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    WARNING !!! This is a comic with images that depict gore and blood!!! Test Tube decides her Yin-Yang experiment wasn't enough for her Her experiments with chemicals and solutions aren't enough either. So she decides to try something new And her "friends" are the perfect subjects.

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  • Type O_ [Discontinued]
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    Four and X had some money issues and got a great idea to get the money back before they get evicted and probably even kicked out of the city. After a few months they put up an ad for a 'therapy' session where objects get to make new friends and overcome challenges with each other! Though it may seem innocent, Four an...

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  • LEFT ALIVE: BFB/TPOT AU
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    how does it feel, to lose all of your friends? how does it feel, to be alone? "woody?" woody and blocky sticked together after the incident. "blocky?" they both get closer everyday. (tags will be updated everytime a new character comes in)

  • Tearing Under Pressure (A PayJay Comic)
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    *ONGOING* Hi! Thanks for reading! This is gonna take place during the events of Inanimate Insanity Invitational before and after Oj's elimination, but alot will be explained as the story goes on. I'm just doing this for fun so I might be a bit slow in posting pages but I've got a long script so it's gonna take a whil...

  • Nickloon oneshots and stuff ig
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    CURSE @Sea_Lxght AND @N1cke1 FOR MAKING ME SO OBSESSED! /j Yeah y'all read the title. I'm just gonna make some Nickloon oneshots and other stuff too bc I'm quite fuckin obsessed with this shiP- Well have fun! Also enjoy this cute-ass pic of Balloon lolz- I don't take requests sorry

  • Liar.
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    Nickel had never been particularly secretive. I mean, he never had anything to hide, right? That's what Baseball thought, at least. However, when Nickel looses all recollection of the events of inanimate insanity, it becomes increasingly clear that it's not the case.

  • How many lightbulbs does it take?
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    Imagine looking a abused version of yourself in the eyes knowing whatever trauma you have endured is a fraction of theirs. Feel insignificant yet? Well thats how lightbulb feels when she brings two of them in to her life! I like inanimate experiments and experiment 21 and i thought it would be fun to write about trau...

  • Color Theory (Nickloon)
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    Balloon stumbles into the thing that might just help him win the competition if he plays his cards right, but complications ensue. Who knew that colors could be so darn complicated? - A nickloon story.

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  • Love Me Dead
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    when fan finds a pretty cool experiment for test tube, they both try their best to keep it humane, meanwhile fan starts getting more and more clingy, doing ANYTHING he can to get her to like him __ ⚠️Tws will be in the start of chapters, but these may pop up more: gore/blood, obsessive thoughts, yelling (i won't be ad...

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  • •Ask Inanimate Insanity Pre-K• (DISCONTINUED AND BEING REDONE!)
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    In this A.U, the contestants are preschoolers and the hosts are the teachers\guardians! Sort of like a slice-of-life and questionnaire ask or dare book. The kids (and the adults) are willing to ask any question you may have for them. So asks are open!!

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  • A Son Of Two Dad's
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    MK was orphaned at a young age. He doesn't know why he's never felt normal, doesn't know why he's never fit in and he certainly doesn't know that his actual parents are Sun Wukong and Macaque. This is MK's journey through life, trying to figure out who he is, where he came from, and why his balance sucks. (Most of th...

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  • Unfinished Competition •• [ 𝐇𝐅𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐀𝐔 ] •• [ DISCONTINUED ]
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    ⚠️WARNINGS: This Book/AU contains: HFJONE series Spoilers Gore Blood Suicide/Suicide Attempt Drowning Swearing [ not that often tho ] √ This will be updated √ ↓ With Airy gone, the Competitors of ONE are trapped at the Plane until Liam finds out how to Bring them back to their homes, while all of them slowly become i...

  • Double Host AU (ONE)
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    This is a story where Bryce (Soda Bottle) and Liam (Backpack) are the hosts of ONE instead of Airy, I got this idea out of the blue and wanted to try it. This will contain censored curse/swear words (I don't use them Irl but thought they'd be in here, that's why they're censored), some sodapack and some mentions of ot...

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  • Lockdown (Picture Day book 2; an II fanfic)
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    WARNING: -Gore -Death -Suicide -Cannibalism Everything is just starting to go back to normal after the kidnapping incident at the school. They were finally happy. well, mostly. not all of the scars went away, and some of them never will, whether they are physical or mental. The students definitely had trouble readjust...

  • Picture Day (Inanimate Insanity AU)
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    [Picture Day Book 2 is up! Book 2: Lockdown] Moving schools can be hard, Fan would know. He recently moved schools mid-year and found it a little hard to fit in a first, but he made some good friends along the way. But when picture day arrives suddenly, Fan starts to realize this school may not be what it seems, somet...

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  • Inanimate Middle School • Inanimate Insanity AU
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    Lightbulb is starting eighth grade this year, but instead she's getting a fresh start at a new school, Inanimate Middle School. Excited about her first day, she tries to make as many friends as possible. She quickly becomes popular, gaining a small group of close friends as well. A few months into the year, a rumor...

  • Comet || An II Lightbulb AU.
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    Lightbulb has lost some of her best friends, MePhone has mysteriously disappeared, And she's accidentally hurt the people around her. Feelings are ramping up, as she has to slowly come clean about her past. But can she really trust the other contestants?

  • LIGHTSWITCH. Am I.I (inanimate insanity) fanfiction by Tony01962
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    You turn me on like a LIGHTSWITCH- *dabs* Wattpad is being a butt, so I have to do this all over agaiN- This is just lightbulb being sad for 20 pages, lol

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  • "a second chance, in another place" (bfb/ii crossover)
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    ii taco somehow made her way to the bfb ground, and they took care of her. maybe this is a chance to restart and make a new. this could be her second chance.... ii taco angst Humanized*characters are not min* Bad grammar

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  • Going Mental
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    //TW WARNING: Gore + Angst// Nobody knows why they are there. They only think they're going crazy. When new people are introduced, secrets begin to unravel. They realize they aren't crazy. They're different. They're Mental. . . . (ATTENTION: I in no way disrespect anyone with these disorders. This is a *book*, and I a...

  • HFJ ONE: CHILDREN AU
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    Lets see uh so its about hfjone characters but they're children, this takes place in where bryce used to live in the original series, which is the suburbs. for now this story is just how they all met, liam (or the others) will meet one person per chapter (or more actually). also not every characters are here tho, such...