[Rank: #5 in Humor] 11/22/16 A book started in November, 2016. An ending given before November, 2018. But first, let me give you the summary before everything goes down... Turn back the clock. It's 2012, and Barack is chilling in the bathroom bathtub of his luxurious presidential suite. But before he can truly relax, none other than Hillary Rodham Clinton walks into his life and sets his heart aflame. You see, Hillary has a problem, and it quite involves Barack. Why else would she have stormed into his bathroom? But, to tell you the rest would surely spoil the fun... Hang on tight. You, lovely reader, are going on a whimsical ride with your favorite president through a satirical work of fiction. Expect the unexpected, and remember... You're going to be surprised.

Toad goes to the Bahamas and meets an unusual man.

Birdo is in love with me

The Magic is Gone. Their Universe has been forgotten. The adventures of the engines on the Island of Sodor have captivated generations of children. But as their market success strayed further from the truth, and with the world around the Island changing, the final adventures of the engines of Sodor were lost to history. In a different world, where society has moved on from steam and diesel engines of old, one urban explorer makes a pilgrimage to the lost, deserted Island, hoping uncover what happened to the famous engines. Piecing together what happened in the final days of the Fat Controller's railway, its time to learn what really happened to Thomas and his Friends.

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋