basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

A very complex and slightly realistic story about a boy named Draco Malfoy falling in love with an apple.

A crazy love story with a happy ending. This is my first book, sorry if it's bad.

I don't exactly ship Drapple, because it's impossible for someone to literally love an inanimate object, but no matter. This is sort of a joke, since I saw some Drapple fanfictions and I think it's just hilarious, so forgive me if this is really bad. Because trust me, this will be terrible. (Cover by me)