Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

Because I have no life

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?