── # pest control hotline - a tommyinnit x fem oc fanfiction # ── In which a twitch streamer asked a cute girl her number and ends up calling the pest control hotline.. What possibly could go wrong? "Stop the invasion, leave it to us! This is Joe's Pest Control, Kyra speaking, how may I help you? "What the fuck?" "Uh- Hello? "Ugh for fucks sake whyyy.." "Uh sir? What's wrong?" "I asked this cute girl's number and she gave me this."

"Just you wait till I get this on the news," Jameson continued, "I've finally got you, Wall-Crawler." "Look JJ, I'm happy for you an' all, but dontcha think we can focus on the more pressing matter here?" Spider-Man demanded. Jameson swept the flaps of his jacket to the side so he could plant his hands on his hips, "What could possibly be more important?" "Oh, I don't know, maybe the fact that we're both locked up after being kidnapped by a group of terrorists? Does that not sound a little more pressing to you?" _______________ When Spider-Man and J. Jonah Jameson find themselves under the threat of a new group of terrorists, they've got to work together to escape and stop a nefarious plan that could bring an entire nation to its knees. If only they could stop bickering.

Team Red Group Chat Spidey: Hey everyone! Deadpool: (_/ ͡◑ ͜ʖ ͡◑)_/*** Daredevil has deleted themselves from the chat Which genius let these idiots use phones!? I don't own Marvel or any related content. Update: May 15, 2022: New Cover! Try to guess the P2TR character from the icon on the front! Leave your guesses in the first chapter, and I'll throw shoutouts to whoever gets the most correct! Rankings: #1 in Daredevil #1 in Deadpool #9 in Peter Parker #14 in Spiderman (if only there was a hyphen)

Loki and Peter Parker somehow forge a friendship after one flippant comment. No one on the team quite understands how it happened. But it seems to do the god some good to have Peter as a friend. Original prompt: https://artemxmendacium.tumblr.com/post/173783396735/scenes-i-need

Peter meets all of the Avengers. When i say all of them, i mean, all of them, even Nick Fury and Carol Danvers, because every single tough, mighty avenger needs to meet the cinnamon roll, fluffy boi that is Peter Parker.

A twist on a classic. I'm bored. sorry not sorry

Ned missed one number when he gave his number to Peter. Little did Peter know, he ended up getting in contact with Princess Shuri of Wakanda. Shuri and T'Challa are currently staying at the Avengers Tower while Peter is living with Aunt May(she is very nice and supportive and she knows abt him being spider man) and Flash is very violent. In this Peter is Tony's Bio son, but Peter doesn't know cos Mary Parker got full custody of Peter. Tony knows he has a son but doesn't know its Peter.

Peter Parker accidentally texts the Tony Stark. No big deal, right? I do not own the cover. Characters belong to Marvel/Stan Lee/other people that are not me. You know the drill.

:: Irondad and Spider son :: Aunt May gets a boyfriend, but what if the boyfriend isn't the best? What if the boyfriend hits Peter, and he texts Ned. But the person he texts isn't Ned, it's Tony Stark himself. ^^THIS IS A WRONG NUMBER AU, so it's not my own AU. I do not own the characters, I only own my writing and plot. In this Peter is Spider-Man, but the Avengers are after Spider-Man as they were commanded to by Nick Fury. Find out the rest while reading!^^

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