𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 * "𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈, 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒚, 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆, 𝒛𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒊𝒆-𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑱𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏. 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒔." * 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦 (𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬), 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 (𝐨𝐟 𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬), 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐬, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐞𝐱, 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬, 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐞𝐭𝐜.

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝. 𝙸𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚌𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠. ----- 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟷 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟸 𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍: 𝙰𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚕 𝟸𝟶 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟹 ----- 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝙺𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝙺𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙾𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝚂𝚘𝚗𝚐: 𝙱𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚙 𝚋𝚢: 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚛

This is 90% a joke fan fiction with multiple shitheaded self-inserts, potentially disturbing content, and graphic depictions of mental retardation. However, I take even my joke fan fictions VERY seriously, so I hope you're prepared to suffer. Juicy belongs to me, while Jacko belongs to my crackhead of a friend.

Y/N is an ordinary girl who lives in an apartment alone she spots some Klowns killing people with cotton candy cocoons they notice her, and they fall in love with her

!! THE REDONE VERSION OF THIS STORY IS ON MY PROFILE !! Catherine. She's literally the most average girl out there right now. Goes to university, owns a ratty but nice apartment and has a great family. But what isn't average about her is that her blood is the cure to a deadly virus for space-travelling aliens. The proud and honourable species of Yautja have had a sudden decline for the last years. When a mysterious and fatal virus begins to sweep across their world, they fall to the millions. There are no rules here anymore and they all want one thing- the cure. Though it might be a tad difficult since the cure is inside a young human women forced into their world. !!!DISCLAIMER!!! I do not own Yautja's!!!! But if I did there would be a humanxyautja movie straight away !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! #1 in #avp [6/27/18] #1 in #yautja [8/6/18] #10 in #hunter [10/ 19/ 18] #1 in #predator [11/16/18] * I updated the bio. Ya like it? *

"This whole thing is super fucked up." Valerie said. "I know. And that's why you're safer with me." Brandon said, Little did Valerie know. She was safe because the monster was on her side.

Y/N L/N is known everywhere. She's a very famous YouTuber as well as a performer. She's gone on several tours to meet fans and do amazing performances for them. This year, she's going to Korea and she's super excited!! However, a very SPECIAL fan is already waiting for her to arrive. Someone who loves her VERY much. Someone who NEEDS her. Someone who is OBSESSED with her....

Y/n is hired by the Secret Organization of Alternative Professionals, or S.O.A.P for short, when she doesn't make the team for a higher, more secure, agency. On a mission, she meets the four penguins of Madagascar, and teams up with them to defeat the enemy who is planning something terrible in New York. She meets many others along the way to help her and the penguins plan for attack. Will they defeat this enemy? Only time will tell. . .

!! SPOILERS FOR THE NEW SONIC 2 MOVIE !! Finally, you arrive on Earth on a quest to find others like your kind. But you soon realise that you'd be getting more than a simple discovery... TW- Spoilers, mild/mentions of violence, mild swearing

‼️‼️AYO THIS IS PART 2 OF THE SONIC MOVIE SO BIG BIG BIG SPOILERS IF U HAVENT SEEN IT‼️‼️ This is also a Sequel to the book that I made based on the first movie too so check that out before you get lost lmao 💀💀 Heyo shoutout to @AndyMishelle1 for the ideas given for this book!!! Thanks a lot dude <3!!!