Summary: "The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder... how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found-not another soul in sight. So," He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, "-tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?" - OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.

' uh yeah , hey you got the wrong number , just thought I'd let you know ' ♡ ♡ ♡ in which a wrong number call and an overly dramatic voicemail lead to unlikely friendships. dakota ivan miss-clicks when typing in her sisters phone number, and accidentally leaves the blood god himself a two minute voicemail rant. rather then pass it off, he decides to respond with one of his own.

Mcyt Superhero/Hybrid AU because they're awesome! Ranboo, Tommy and Tubbo have been taking care of themseles for a few years now, doing odd jobs during the day, and illegal vigilante work at night to survive. Eventually thier work is noticed by the top heroes in the city. Uh oh. cover by me :] ____________________ #1st in ranboo - 17/11/2021 #1st in wilbursoot - 29/11/2021 #1st in mcyt - 04/11/2021 #1st in benchtrio - 21/10/2021 #1st in sleepyboisinc - 21/10/2021 #1st in technoblade - 23/10/2021 #1st in sbi - 25/10/2021 #1st in mcytau - 27/10/2021 #1st in vigilanteau - 15/11/2021 #1st in superheroau - 16/11/2021 #1st in superhero - 15/12/2021 #1st in experimentau - 15/12/2021 #3rd in vigilante - 22/10/2021 #5th in tubbo - 29/10/2021

Dream was one of the most renowned Private Detectives in the world. There wasn't a case he couldn't solve. Unless of course that case involved Operative NotFound, the deadliest assassin in the world, and the top agent working for the SBI. Ever since NotFound kidnapped his sister, Dream hadn't taken a single case. Funny thing is, ever since Dream stopped solving crimes, NotFound stopped committing them. ---- Karl, a highly trained decoy working for the Amigop Assassins, has never really been in danger. His job was to distract the children of victims so they didn't have to go through the trauma of seeing their parents die. But it all went wrong when someone fought back and Karl ended up in hospital, clinging to life. ---- Then, a year later, when Dream gets a new housemate, a brunette boy named George, and Karl is recovered and back at work, things seem to be looking up. That is of course, Until NotFound resurfaces a few days later. And Karl finds himself being kidnapped by two expert assassins from the rival organisation ---- AMAZING COVER ART AND BANNER ARTWORKS DONE BY SOCKPAWS! <33 I will include a TW at the start of each chapter ---------------------------------------------------- If anyone mentioned in the story is uncomfortable with it I will take it down immediately :) Only shipping their online personas!

What the title says. Will mostly be of sleepy bois inc. and Dream SMP members. ~~~~~~~ Will have ships! If you are not comfortable with ships like - George × Dream Skeppy × Bad Then you dont have to read :) September 27, 2021 #10 quotes #1 hbomb #5 incorrect

Percy, Annabeth, and Leo are sent on a quest in which they meet people from a strange place with strange abilities. They see that there are more gods than they were taught. What will happen when these two worlds collide? Percy Jackson/Dream SMP crossover Cover art by me

Tommy had lived and died as Theseus, Icarus, Orpheus and Sisyphus. But all he wanted to be was free. In which Tommy Soot, originally born in 1509, is cursed to be reborn, to never reach adulthood unless he figured out the Greek myth of his lifetime. He had one rule of not allowing himself to get attached to people but he would have never guessed that a foster family of the creator of Minecraft, an anime stan and a Soundcloud musician would break that rule. ~ SBI Foster AU but with Greek mythology.

Cover art made by u/MawVax on reddit. A story based when tommy is in exile but Tommy takes a slightly different path due to a certain green blobs plans. Top#=#78 #Control 12/4/21 British way of putting dates by the way Americans it goes day month year here not month day year, so don't whine about it not being the 4th of December yet.

"I understand. You heard the place you loved was in trouble, so you came back, but I don't-I just-why didn't you take me?" Here it was, at last. Catharsis, or something close to it. "I would have hunted them down with you, Philza, the people who did that to your town. I would have given you your vengeance on a silver platter. I would have given you the world." Philza didn't look guilty. He just looked tired. "I didn't hunt them down, though." // Or, that fic where Techno and Phil are old immortals, and Tommy and Wilbur are decidedly... not. Angst ensues. //

these poems are for the lonely, forgotten, the lost poets at three am, and everyone else in between cover credit: -sidjenkins