Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

A McDonald's x Burger King Smutty story It's about time

A collection of tumblr request oneshots, headcanons, and scenarios. Reader by default is gender-neutral, but there are nonbinary and male readers. Female readers are a rarity as I am uncomfortable writing them. Romantic and platonic works are available. This work is never going to be updated.

After reincarnating as the side character who gets chopped up into bits she cant help but cry. After all who cares about the side character with bloody tears. Just like blood though tears run out.

Hi! Thank you for coming! I really hope you enjoy this book! (If you don't that's completely fine!) If you have any requests, please let me know on the Request Page! The Request Page will have: Rules for requesting Characters I will and will not do And of course, requests!! 𝙄𝙛 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙤𝙣 𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙥𝙖𝙙. 𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙜𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙣 𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙥𝙖𝙙, 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚!

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

A crazy love story with a happy ending. This is my first book, sorry if it's bad.

Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!

I am so sorry, you are probably here from my comment on TikTok