He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Shrek can't believe his luck when he is accepted into Dr Phil's School of Dankness and Memes. What happens next leads Shrek on the most epileptic journey of his life. This book is dedicated to Ron Swanson for being a swanky lad.

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