Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate. And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse. They tell Dan he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.

☆MOONCHILD☆: I need help. Everything is fucked up right now. I can't do this anymore |MESSAGE UNDELIVERED| ☆MOONCHILD☆: I want to die. |MESSAGE UNDELIVERED| ◇Plantboy◇: Hey, how r u? ☆MOONCHILD☆: I am dead inside. I am sad. I am depressed. I am angry. I am anxious. |MESSAGE UNDELIVERED| ☆MOONCHILD☆: Fine thx wbu? |MESSAGE DELIVERED| ------ There might be some triggering stuff like depression, anxiety, selfharm so please stay safe and don't read this if you get triggered easily! It's my first english story so please don't be too harsh ----this story is completely unedited and cringy but I don't want to delete it so..I hope you enjoy my cringeyy old ff and A/Ns-----

Sequel to Classmates, Phil's life afterwards. A story of lost love, told one sentence at a time. Please don't read if you haven't read Classmates. Thank you! <3 ***ONE BIG TRIGGER WARNING HERE, BC IM LAZY***

A story of two school boys named Dan and Phil, told one sentence at a time.

Summary: Dan draws, Phil doesn't. Phil wears black shirts, speaks loudly, and glares at everyone. Dan wears grey jumpers, doesn't talk, and tries to stay invisible. Phil's reckless, Dan's not. This is as story about two polar opposites who mange to have a string of first times together, and maybe even a cute love story. Because unexpected things always happen, when you try to keep someone at arms length. Rating/Warnings: Mature Readers (READ AT OWN RISK). This story may contain topics of depression, cutting, anxiety, panic attacks, assault, gay slurs, and minor sexual content. If any of the listed content triggers you, please do not read. Please do not copy and post my story anywhere else or create an "adaptation" of my work. Thank you. Copyright © 2013. strawb3rryvib3s All Rights Reserved.

You Have A New Notification From Skype

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****

phil lester and friends thought it would be fun to text random numbers from the phone book. he never expected to make a brand new friend. *lowkey hate my writing in this but i think the sequel is a lil better*

Dan Howell is a timid boy, who always does as he is told. He was once friends with Phil Lester, the 'bad influence' who soon ditches Dan for the popular group in Year 7. After five years of not talking to each other, they're partnered in a project and Phil's wants to win Dan over just like he has with most of their year. But yet, Dan is determined to find out what Phil is hiding behind his arrogant mask.