HellQueenHasMyHeart
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Title: “Baby No Want Mafia Papa”
Summary:
Xiao Bao had one talent in life: surviving college on instant noodles, delusion, and BL novels.
Unfortunately, fate said, “That’s enough peace for you.”
Because the next thing he knows—
he wakes up as a two-year-old toddler.
Not just any toddler.
A toddler in a mafia family.
Worse.
A toddler whose father is the big boss villain type: cold, ruthless, emotionally constipated, and rumored to have buried people alive for breathing too loudly.
And the cherry on top?
This man is now… his father.
…
Xiao Bao: “…I would like to unsubscribe from life.”
Armed with his past memories and zero survival skills in the mafia world, Xiao Bao makes one very important decision:
👉 Do NOT anger the Mafia Boss.
👉 Avoid eye contact.
👉 If possible… crawl away.
So whenever the terrifying man appears—
Other babies: “Papa!” 🥺
Xiao Bao: “RETREAT!!!” 🏃♂️ (on all fours)
The Mafia Boss, who never cared about the child before, suddenly notices something… strange.
His son—
who used to stare at him with silent, wide eyes—
Now runs away like he’s seen a ghost.
Even worse?
The one time he tries to pick him up…
The child bursts into tears like he just witnessed a murder.
(Which, to be fair… statistically likely.)
And then—
The next day.
The boy develops a terrifyingly high fever.
The kind that makes even hardened killers panic.
Now the feared mafia boss—
a man who has faced bullets, betrayal, and blood without blinking—
Is standing beside a tiny bed, staring at a burning, fragile child…
…completely helpless.
Doctors are called.
The mansion goes into chaos.
Subordinates whisper like it's the apocalypse.
Because their boss—
Is about to lose control.
Meanwhile, Xiao Bao (half-delirious with fever):
“I just didn’t want to die early in this life… why is survival so hard…”
What starts as fear…
slowly turns into confusion.
Then curiosity.
Because the more Xiao Bao tries to avoid him—
The more the mafia boss begins to watch.