The story between Louis and Harry with the main character: the bread dildo.

harry likes going on adventures with his fuckbuddy i mean bestie louis

Obama had just gotten divorced with his ex wife Michelle and he was more depressed then he had ever been. that was until he saw Harry. the moment Harrys green orbs met Obamas brown ones Obama knew he had to be with him. he promised himself he would do whatever he had to be able to call Harry his. TW: kidnapping, murder

"What is better than a pigeon and human having sex?" . . . . oh my god i was so cringy back when i wrote this . . . . NOTE; If you get traumatized, it is not my fault hehe