An anthology series of Humans are weird stories from my Tumblr. As humanity makes its way through the galactic stage something else follows by its coattails. The various myths, legends, and supernatural entities of earth tag along with humanity's journey through the stars; giving the galactic community even more of a headache than what humanity ever gave. [Occasional Updates]

Vree liked his humans. They were kind, clever, and tended to be adorable, in the way that a small, particularly spiny cub was adorable right before it bit you. Of course, small adorable cubs usually couldn't shapeshift or burst into flame whenever it suited them. Tusca hired a teenager on a whim, and a doctor because they were old friends. Unfortunately, nothing is ever simple when a Red Baron is at the helm.

Hello Human, this is Alpha and Omega speaking. We will document our discoveries of your strange little planet. A is Alpha, O is Omega, G is Gamma and D is Delta. *Read at your own discretion, we are not responsible for any resulting trauma. Some readers may find content disturbing.* For added confusion read alongside the Alpha and Omega Song book

unfortunately i lost my previous wattpad account because i forgot my password (AyerfNacet) so yeah, i just put youtube comments here from videos. it won't be surprising if someone gets bored of this eventually because i just throw ANY skit in here.

Humanity is new to space only being able to leave our solar system with ftl drives for the past 120 years and in that time they encountered the Galactic Alliance. The alliance comprises of many races and planets all working together for a common goal, unity. The alliance are weary of Humanity as their technological development is unusually fast by alliance standards. However the alliance has welcomed Humans into the galaxy with open arms. The alliance are still learning about Humans as they are still a rarity in the wider galaxy, after all the alliance is very old. Follow the interactions as the alliance encounters a threat the likes of which they haven't encountered in 12 thousand years, and watch as Humans become an invaluable tool, one which scares those who know the truth. The whole premises behind this story is to encourage me to write more regularly. as such grammar, syntax and even spelling are not something I'll be focusing on, simply stories. I am writing other stuff with much more detail but that takes longer and I want to write a chapter in this story as regularly as possible. my goal is to release one short chapter every two to three days, one or two days prep and one or two days writing. Due to health my time writing is limited, hence why it takes a day or two to write a tiny chapter. I cant guarantee the schedule but I will try to keep to it.

It was a normal mission. Dismantling fighting rings was routine for M'staeng at this point. What was not normal was getting himself captured on one of those missions, but that was fine. H'kye killing him when she inevitably rescued him scared him more than anything the Homn'cli could do to him. It wouldn't be too bad. Of course, he didn't expect for the Homn'cli to have captured a fucking human, much less make them his cellmate. Sharing a cage with a species considered death incarnate wasn't how M'staeng saw his imprisonment going. Death incarnate was...surprisingly small.

Part 4 of A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Adam Vir, Sunny, Dr. Krill and other's in the Empyrean Iris Universe as they band together to fight the looming danger of the Void and its Legion.

Part 2 of A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Dr. Krill, Adam Vir, Sunny, and other crew members of the harbinger as they fight to explore deep space.

>Original HASO ficlets I write for fun. Hope you enjoy. >Cross-posted to Tumblr.

Just a bunch of random stories about humans meeting aliens and the aliens freaking out over things we do. Also for more stuff like this but better, go check out "Humans are space orcs", r/HFY and "Humans are space Australians" on Reddit and Tumblr.