hello stranger! (or not a stranger, you never know!) if you were unable to interpret the title, this is a oneshot book revolving around inanimate insanity and bfb/tpot! (recent additions are ONE and The Nightly Manor wowie!!) what you'll see in here will be fluffy, usually angsty oneshots my update schedule is wack so bare with me there'll be trigger warnings at the beginning of chapters that i think need them and i'll occasionally be taking requests! (if you want to make one check the first page!!) these oneshots are now being edited by my absolutely wonderful partner who i love very much hehe <3 if that seemed up your alley then i can't wait for you to tag along on the strange journey this book has brought me on! have a lovely day and enjoy!! - vee

The most dumbest and laziest Punksen in the wordll

I don't wanna fill my art book with this stuff so here

Peemis

Idfk

I adore these two as a ship so i decided to make a story. this is just about them falling in sweet sweet love idk. FIRST STORy

[2022] Dave, a photographer, taking pictures somewhere nearby a pond. Bambi, a lonely farmer and corn lover, visits the pond.* - Dave is able to walk in this AU, meaning no wheelchair here. - What happens when both men meet? Read to find out.* - Cover is NOT mine. Credits to Nguyenselom on Twitter for the cover.*

[2022] 👤Dave is a happy man, living his best life. But, unfortunately, he gets in a traumatic accident in which will change his life forever. 🌽Bambi is Dave's best friend, he's hot tempered, but he sure knows how to comfort Dave when it's needed. 📚[EACH CHAPTER IS VERY SHORT UNLESS I FEEL LIKE WRITING A LOT ON IT...]

DAVE GETS SOME 💥BAMBUSSY💥 (it is real, you guys!) 🥴🤭🤭🥴🤭🥴🥴🥺🥺🥱🥰 I am mentally ill... 🌈🥰🥴🥴😒🌈😒🥴🥰🥴🥰😳🔥🔥 My first fanfic about Dave and Bambi, and it's a SHIPPING FICTION!? No way. [The reason why I'm writing this is because I lost a fucking bet, and now I'm here, writing smut of them, no way!!] So, nothing in this fanfic should be taken seriously. 🥰 (there still will be some serious stuff in here... mimi...) 🐾🛸💥 And if YOU came here to give critism on the ship? You can simply go fuck yourself. Put that through your peanut sized brain that people can have different thoughts about a ship, and that it doesn't give you a right to act like an immature prick and harass someone. Grow up!