'I count everything. Calories eaten, calories burnt, weight, my clothes size, the width of my waist... I guess you could say I'm just number orientated.' [completed]

When Otabek was given his first assignment in the Introductory Carer Program, he naively assumed that his debut case would be an easy one. Instead, he was paired with Yuri Plisetsky, a boy who never left his house and was something of a mystery and a point of pain for his plethora of carers he'd chased away. Initially, Otabek was skeptic. Never before had he met somebody quite so difficult to get through to, but he wouldn't allow himself to be discouraged. He was going to help this sad soul and get to the bottom of what had caused his anguish. {infrequent mild language, non-explicit scenes of sexual content} [completed]

Poor Eren Jaeger just wanted to make it out of school alive, but when he catches the eye of party boy Levi his hopes disappear. Why did he have to be the one to interest the possibly psychopathic vampire head of the city? Moreover, how is he supposed to resist the temptation to join him? Ranked #1 in every section it could possibly be put in. Really, I'm definitely not making this statistic up.

"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "All right. It's a deal." - hey !! me (chaoticnyxx) am NOT, under ANY MEANS, the OG author of this !! please don't give me credit when credit isn't due. happy reading !! OG author: Gibslythe on AO3