In which Jon Walker and Dallon Weekes start a drug business, as if Brendon could get even higher than his hopes. Inspired by a joke made by @fruityweekez and me. [I just want you to know, as of 4/4/2023, I don't support Dallon Weekes. He has literally dissed Patrick Stump in a non-joking way under a serious tweet amongst many other actions. If I get news about him not being a salty asshole and a general dickhead, then this will change. No hate to you if you like him but you get me.]

@fruityweekez Your fault.

Reject humanity rebecome ✨ b a c t e r i a✨

ZAMM🤩

⚠️ACTUALLY REALLY CRINGE⚠️ ▪︎ With this i don't mean to get anyone offended and i respect their likes. ▪︎ This is just a joke so don't take it seriously. ▪︎ bad spelling text 🕳🏃‍♂️ ▪︎This maybe will include the smut/lemon moments. ▪︎Reader has no gender btw lol ▪︎I mostly update to correct my spell so sorry if it bothers you.

this is a joke book, so basically a very lazy crackfic 😫 I will be using they/them pronouns because every gender is welcome 🤭👨‍🦲

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Jungkook has always been afraid of the microwave but one faithful night at 3am, he faces his fear...

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

My name is Kylie, my parents died in a car accident and I am ugly. Lol