ok so i made this as a joke and i did not think i'd finish or publish this but my friends wanted me to lol

Jesus, a cute schoolboi is Shrek's no 1 fan. He wants to go a concerts of shrek but his dad said no how will Jesus and Shreks love survive??!!! Read to find out jesus and shrek both biggest figures on history which means.for me bagus💲enjoy

You are a newly hired to work in the White House kitchen and one day, you finally get the chance to meet the man you have been crushing on, Joe Biden. Once you meet him, things take an exciting and unexpected turn. Note: In this story Biden is already president. Also this is my first story so it's obviously going to suck and I'm sorry. I just had to write it for any Daddy Joe lovers out there. Warning: There will be eventual smut. I basically wrote this because I'm a hoe for Joe.