My Best Friend's A Gay?
"Hey Sierra!" Her brother sang over the phone. "Who's that?" Her best friend asked non-gayly. "Oh my brother." She replied. "You sure?" He asked uncertain. "Yea. Why?" She asked. "Sounds too pretty to be a boy." He replied causally. "You sure your not gay?" She asked. "Yep. Straight as a pencil." "A bendy one."