VERY SPICY/ SMUTTY Hiii i made this for my horny tiktok followers!!! Tiktok: umbrella.academy_bitch Hope you like it!!

i'm back ;) requests open! ୨♡୧ // = author's note ** = smut

💜 Barney is a purple dinosaur, with purple tears, purple bruises and a purple cat 💜 💚 Pepe is a green frog, with green skin, green sweat and a green machete 💚 ❤️ Elmo is a furry red thing, with red poop, red tears and a red chainsaw ❤️ 💛 Doge is a yellow dog, with yellow piss, a yellow collar and a yellow aura 💛 These memes will be eternal, watch their lives as they slowly get more f**ked up. What will happen? Find out.

Urban legends and myths from around the world will be published here.

❝how did i get so lucky?" ". . . you stole my wallet, motherfucker.❞

Ok lemme set the scene for you Your a slytherin in 6th year at the start of the story (just pretend that Blaise Pansy and Draco are older then Harry) your in a friend group with Pansy Parkinson, Theodore Nott, Matteo Riddle, Draco Malfoy, and Blaise Zabini (you're friends with Tom in the beginning) Yes spicy moments but idk about yk.. ✨✨✨ Ships included: Draco and Harry Luna and Ginny Remus and Sirius hermione and pansy And of course my favorite ship y/n and Matteo (Y/n and Luna are literally my favorite characters ever)

"Your mine now witch" he said with a smirk.

(WARNING: This story contains sexual themes, swearing, and some violence. Read at your own risk!!) You just moved from your old house to a new town. It's nothing like what you expected, but it somehow peaks even your wildest images of your new home. Especially your new school... The math teacher stands out, however. How far will it go?

"Don't let them trick you, they use the blonde for looks, then the black head will knock you out, with the red head planning out your whole death. Don't let them make you think their good girls, their nothing like that. They enjoy killing, they enjoy seeing you in pain, they enjoy everything that you will hate. If you see the gang, the dangerous women, run because if you don't then you have no hope." ------------ After everything that people put them through, everything that they hated the girls couldn't stand it. They was tired of being bullied, tired of seeing other people get hurt. They wanted to do something, so they did. But their always two people that sees them differently, but whenever they keep three cops captive, they see that the three killers are humans with bad past. But can they do their job without falling in love in with the killers?

What would you do if tales of old stayed true to the original text? Would you like them more than the remade Disney tales? You might find yourself trapped in the whirlwind of folk tales, of the stories that were meant to scare children into listening to their parents. Read to find out! This is a copy of The Grimm Brothers fairy tales. It's just a copyright, really, I hope you enjoy! (A/N: I began this when I was 13 and I had no idea what editing was so some of these are not edited to be very readable, if you find yourself struggling please message me and I will try my best to fix it! I'm 19 now and I major in storytellers art english so I should be able to make it flow nicely!)