The tale of Pierce and Ein's brotherly relationship! But what if Ein grew a crush on Pierce, and Pierce has a crush on Ein but Mac had set up a forced relatsionship with Ein and threatens Ein to stay away from Pierce or else? Will they have to stay has friends due to Mac's selfishness, or will Ein break free from Mac's control and confess his feelings to Pierce? COVER ART IS MINE

!! discontinued, follow my ao3: lowfatwater !! There's a lot of things Kwazii ought to ask himself. Mostly odd questions, like whether or not to take a risk or if taking the leap is really a good idea. If he blames himself, though, shouldn't be one of those questions, contrary to his belief. Someone's got to prove him wrong. cover art by @/fruityloopy on tumblr!! (they r a god i swear) the writing gets better as the book goes on i promise (i was 11 when i first published this....)

*Read in deep, compelling voice* The Octonauts.. Ten years back, (for five chapters).. They need one more member.. Who is it? Dun dun duuuuun....

I am shamed. this is like my Captain Underpants Short Story thing, but with the Octonauts. I take suggestions, but keep in mind that I am not obligated to do your request if you give one. In the end, it is my decision, not yours. anyway, these are oneshots for my favorite Octonaut, Peso Penguin Medic. if you've read any of my other stories for CU and Undertale, you should know that I just love to make my fav character suffer, in many ways. *chuckles darkly* prepare to be harmed, Peso. sorry, pal. Please don't sexualize the crew, I've gotten numerous comments about them that make me uncomfortable. They're not minors or anything, but I don't like thinking of them in that sort of way. Also, I don't do Age Regression. Nothing personal, I just don't do it. I know a good portion of Peso Writers write him as an Age Regresser, but I don't. Look, sometimes I care about spelling CB's name correctly, and sometimes I don't give the slightest damn, so like don't @ me because there's two ways I spell it NO SHIPS. STRICTLY PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP AND THE CREW IS LIKE A BIG FAMILY. NO SHIPS. Update: Above and Beyond never happened as far as me and my stories are concerned