What happens when shrek is in his swap and fines this website called "hegarty maths" "Go faster daddy" shrek said as he pulled mr hegarty closer. "I'll go deeper for you bby" daddy hegarty said as he-

His gorgeous voice, his handsome face - what more could a desperate man want? The way he explains fractions makes the hairs on my neck stand up and my cheeks go a dark shade of crimson red. His choice of words make my heart skip two beats at once. The spikes in his hair make the butterflies in my stomach come alive. When he serenades me with his meaningful words. "Hi there, and welcome to another video from Hegarty Maths - it's Mr Hegarty here" As soon as I heard those words I knew I was in love.

'stunning, remarkable, entertaining.' - joris bohnson 'a real page-turner. you will never get bored of this exciting story.' - lana del armadillo ⚠️⚠️⚠️TW: words, sentences, the english language, heterophobia, cisphobia, racist language towards white people, the number 3⚠️⚠️⚠️

Mr Hegarty was a sexy fuck and you weren't afraid to admit it. his voice. his eyes. his smile. you were completely and truly captivated. but only fate could bring you together. yes the cover is mr hegarty and colin the caterpillar's lovechild