From the title, you might think I'm transgender, but that's not the case at all. I didn't choose this, nor did I want it. One day, I woke up, and my mind was in a girl's body. To make matters worse, that girl's mind inhabited my body! As much as I hoped it was a dream, I had no such luck. I was stuck as a girl for the rest of my life. But, why? And what do I do now? I don't know anything about being a girl! Can I really live like this?!

⚠️2ND DRAFT, MOSTLY UNEDITED⚠️ "'Alex, would you do the honors of reading the back of the game so that the viewers and I can get a little taste of how dumb this is going to be?' [Eli asked.] Alex took the game case and read the back of it aloud after an obnoxious, dramatic throat-clearing. 'You're lost in the wizarding realm! You're stuck there in the midst of chaos, in a world with evil reign. The Wizard Joan™ will guide you through the Magic Madness™ that seems to have spread throughout the land. Be careful, though; this game can bring danger, should the wrong hands possess it! Will you help to stop the Magic Madness™?''" Sometimes, the unexpected happens. Sometimes, it's for the better.