basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

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You go out on a walk with your significant other named Sam. Then all of a sudden everything turns to black and you wake up in a shed with John Pork towering over you. He leans close to your body and breathes in your ear. What will you choose to do? (this is all a joke btw don't hate me lmao)