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Hi okay so I wrote this during something very important which I was supposed to learn from/participate in but I think I spent my time wisely!! Well this is a self-insert AU fanfic of me and George Washington, with a love triangle involving Martha. tw I wrote some stuff in French enjouy it

Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!