"They called me princess but in a degrading way."

all michael wanted for christmas was for his best friend to come to life. {holiday au} copyright 2015©HEAVYDIRTYSOULED

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

"Don't tell me it's you again." "It is." "Oh my God." "Babe--" "No, stop." "I want to give you olive my love." #40 in short story - 16. JAN. 2016 #34 - 21/1/2016 #29 - 24/1/2016 #8 - 25/2/2016 #2 in cheese - 7/9/2018 BOOK #1 OF THE FAT FOOD SERIES

❝I... I saved you!❞ ❝Yeah, you did - but you're still a pathetic freak!❞ Or the one where the Hemmings family are hide-out hybrids living with the Cliffords WARNING: Mature Content (sexual relations, language, violence, drug/alcohol use) mikeyuwu | Muke Clemmings | Written with crying-underwater

After getting her heart broken, she decides to email her ex- but she does not send it. Little did she know, he does the same thing. Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.

all of the things I wanted to tell him, but didn't.

Because, You're My Medicine.

Michael sees things he shouldn't when he meets Luke. (completed. highest ranking #52 in fanfiction)

"Go fuck yourself!" I snarled tears forming in my eyes. "Oh, babe, why would I do that when I have you?" He smirked seeming to think this was just another mood swing. "You don't have me. You had me." I replied tearing, the ring he proposed to me with, and throwing it at him. {SEQUEL TO "RealityStruck"}