I AM WARNING YOU NOW. THIS IS PURE FILTH. I NEVER BACK DOWN FROM A REQUEST AND THIS IS PROOF. ---- DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE NOT INTO PISS FETISHES ----

Y/N is Jimmy May's best friend in the entire world, so when she is unable to return home for the 4th of July, he does what any good friend would and offers to have her come stay with him at his dad's place for the weekend. Little does Y/N, or Brian, know, this weekend will be memorable for more reasons than just burgers and sparklers

Uh oh. The tour bus broke down in the middle of nowhere, and it's clear that you and the band are going to be stuck there for a while.

"She is entirely too aware of what she's doing." "It blows my mind." "She's quite the killer queen." Y/n Deacon is John Deacon's little sister, and you meet the band at the same time your older brother does. But when your older brother's band mate catches you interest, will the forbidden love shine through? (I'm aware that John has a sister in real life, but he doesn't here. Also, Brian never meets Christina or Anita)

Congratulations! You got the role as Anita Dobson in the Bohemian Rhapsody sequel. Not only did you get the role, but you also got the attention of both Brian's.