Just dumb stories that I've already told my friends a million times :) And history memes because who doesn't love those Also I have no idea why I picked the story cover that I did, but enjoy the lovely photo of a gerenuk

As the title says, this is Statehouse oneshots and headcannons. It might be mostly angst because I'm bad at writing happy things. Trigger warnings will be posted on story parts if they apply. Most of these were written at midnight so if they're bad I apologize.