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~‒𝖀𝖒 π•―π–Šπ–˜π–™π–Žπ–“π–” π–‰π–Žπ–‹π–Šπ–—π–Šπ–“π–™π–Š~β€’|{π•™π•’π••π•–π•€π•©π•€π•’π•œπ•¦π•£π•’}|rewriting| by flora_kokunaki
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Humiliated. Despised. Forgotten. Sakura Haruno has hardened much, but nothing prepared her for the day it all came crashing down: her own sensei, Kakashi, cold and impersonal, calls her "dead weight." Her former love, Sasuke, says she was never more than "a weeping shadow." And even her best friend, Naruto, in a moment of fury, blurts out: "You were never strong enough to stand by our side." Gone, alone and lost, Sakura disappears... but fate has other plans. Touching a strange black flower in the ruins of an ancient sacred temple, she awakens ancient memories that aren't hers... or perhaps they always were. πŸŒ‘ She is Persephone, the goddess of Spring and the Underworld. Half light, half darkness. Half love, half destruction. Now, with the Saints of Athena perceiving her existence as a threat to the balance of the cosmos, and the ninja of the hidden villages fearing her newfound power, Sakura finds herself at the center of an unprecedented war-with Hades, the dark god, mysteriously drawn to her... and with Sasuke returning too late. Betrayed by those she loved, Sakura must decide: 🌸 Will she remain the girl who begged for love... or will she become the goddess everyone will learn to fear? --- @cavalheiros do zodiaco don't belong to me the copyright belongs to kuramada as well as the characters... ...cover is my own...
ππšΜ‚π§π’πœπ¨ 𝐄𝐦 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐀𝐬 by huwscarl
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Shorty Meeks nunca foi protagonista de nada. AtΓ© que o universo bugou e jogou ele dentro de CrepΓΊsculo. Agora todo mundo em Forks jura que ele sempre esteve lΓ‘. Menos o Edward Cullen, que demorou dois anos inteiros pra perceber o silΓͺncio daquela mente. Vampiro emo + chapado idiota = a comΓ©dia romΓ’ntica mais errada e divertida que vocΓͺ jΓ‘ viu.
Loki Oneshots  by Maiden-Of-Asgard
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Just a couple scenarios of our favourite god of mischief xx
Bakugou has a sister?! (Soft Bakugou AU) by IDKandIDFC78
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Bakugou's been missing class a lot more lately. He's been showing up late, leaving early, and skipping lunch and leaving campus. He's been looking more tired and cranky. Class 1-A and Mr. Aizawa are getting curious about what's been going on. One day, Class 1-A goes on a field trip to an orphanage to learn about orphans and observe how others take care of them. Apparently, it's supposed to help them become better heroes. But, what will everyone think when Bakugou seems to know the kids and the kids are very fond of him? What will they think when a smaller version of our dear 'lovable' Bakugou comes barreling into his arms when they open the doors? (Should I do Dadzawa?????) (They don't have dorms and I saw something like the orphanage idea and I decided to merge it with the Bakugou has a sister idea, cause I don't see a lot of them. TBH, I don't know how long I'm going to keep up with this. Also, Mineta is going to be in here >:P. Only cause he has a part in the plot. So, if it gets discontinued... Welp.)
School Bus Graveyard [Yan!Various x M!Reader] by GraysonCoy
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Another start for another daily school year..atleast that's what M/n hoped. Unfortunately he made new friends that seemed to get very protective when he's around. I do not own any of the characters besides M/n. All rights goes to the owner.
The Queen of Masks [Sakura Haruno Story] by chasing_happy
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There is a famous legend telling the story of a woman. No one knows her age or what she looks like, since she always has a fox mask on her face. They only knew what to do if one ever came across her. Turn and run the other direction. She had been reported to randomly appear while ninjas are on missions and killed anyone who angered, disrespected, or simply annoyed her. You'll know it's her when the world around you seems to go completely silent and only the sound of wind chimes can be heard. She wore a white, grey, and blue fox mask and is said to have short, blue hair. It's said that she is the most powerful ninja to ever live. She has been come to be known as the Queen of Masks, and she has picked a student. Sakura Haruno is about as normal as you can get (other than the pink hair). She's not from a famous clan, and she doesn't have a powerful demon sealed inside of her. She's not a super genius (but she's pretty smart), and she doesn't have a bloodline trait or Kekkei Genkai to distinguish her from the other ninja around her. Never had she been considered more than a pretty face. What she doesn't know is that despite being seemingly completely normal, she has caught the eye of a very powerful person, changing her life, and the lives of many others. All of the credit for this amazing, amazing, AMAZING, cover goes to @RealityKeeper *Highest rank: #385 in fanfiction* *Number 2 in "Sakura" tag! - May 9, 2018* *Number 2 in "Haruno" tag! - Feb 3, 2019*
My Lady(Into the Light Once Again) by Snowstar444
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Lady Cecelia, the outcast of her noble family, from a young age she's been left behind and forced to act as a maid, being seen as a disappointment by everyone but her Grandmother and Aunt Teelia. She was told she wasn't special, till a fateful night where the crowned prince told her she was.
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕴 π–œπ–Žπ–‘π–‘ π–†π–‘π–œπ–†π–žπ–˜ π–˜π–™π–†π–ž [πŽπ‘π• 𝐗 πŒπ€π‹π„ 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑] by weixianqi
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M/n narrowed his eyes at the man clad in all black who mind you is holding one of his child by the collar of his clothes. 'this emo freak is hurting my baby' he thought angrily while trying to calm down the two smaller boys wailing for his hostage brother. "let go of him" he said in a firm voice, his pale blue eyes constantly shifted to the child and the ones wailing beside him. "and what if I don't?" he tauntingly asked back. hearing that irked m/n 'this guy is getting on my nerves' he crouched down beside the two boys. "stay here okay? appa will get haneul back" both boy nods tearfully with snot coming out. he stand up and take his sword and throw it at the direction of the male. caught of guard by the sudden action he let go of the boy and the sword smacked his face square on the nose. m/n quickly dash and catch the falling boy taking his sword with him and retreat back not before smacking the man once again. Bolting away with three children in his arms.
Hello, I Love You by moonlightwell
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Onde Newt Γ© fodidamente obcecado pelo Thomas, e Thomas nΓ£o da a mΓ­nima para ele. Ou... Onde Newt liga para Thomas e dΓ‘ caixa postal ~ fanfic baseada na mΓΊsica da drag, Adore Delano do mesmo nome.
A Assistente Do Hokage- SortFic Kakasaku by Nobakah
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-Tire a blusa. -O que? -Foi uma ordem simples, Sakura... -VocΓͺ estΓ‘ todo vestido, nΓ£o Γ© justo. -Sim, estou... -ele aponta para o chapΓ©u. -...porque eu sou o Hokage, esqueceu? Agora tire a blusa. ShortFic de apenas dois capΓ­tulos e muita putaria <3 Baseado na fanfic "Hokage sama" de SilverShine, disponivel em m.fanfiction.net