7n7 is a college bum that works at Hardy's and Noli is a horny pos

The shit you end up telling strangers online is unbelievable. INCOMING MESSAGE FROM Bootyyyshaker9000... . . . "My brother just deemed Trixie as best pony. Disgusting." cover is shit and half-assed but it's by me @ 2am what do you expect ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you can ask for requests if you want 😀 (Can be lemon but no cr kids unless it's the grown up version)

Just a bunch of oneshots dedicated to having sex with Lico! What more can I say? **I DO NOT OWN LICORICE COOKIE AND I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE COOKIE RUN GAMES!! LICORICE COOKIE AND COOKIE RUN IS OWNED BY DEVSISTERS**

Things I've wrote and seen in Wattpad comment sections. There will be smut and ships you may not like

"𝘌𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰 𝘳𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺. 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘵 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴. 𝘌𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳." Espresso has never cared for Madeleine. He often finds himself grouped with the cookie- just because they come from the same place. Everywhere he goes, he has to find Madeleine there. Two months after Espresso moves into the new kingdom, things start getting a lot more complicated. Espresso now finds himself in a position where he's dragged along as Madeleine's sidekick. Now comes a month of grappling with flattering cookies, socialization, and worst of all: feelings. I made the cover by the way! but the art on it isn't mine, it's official art.

This is a book about how Carl (Wizard cookie) had asked everybody about staying before he got a copy of his key. And asked Charles (Gingerbrave) to stay. but they never knew that it would start a love story.. (Welcome to the cringe story I decided to make in class when I was bored- Enjoy it or hate it I don't mind hate I already got a lot) (Also it may have some weird updates)

can't write smut like at all requests are open

{in a battle against the cookies of darkness, gingerbrave is taken by them and returned to dark enchantress. He has now turned from an ally to a enemy. Strawberry cookie now has a mission to bring back gingerbrave but it won't be easy}

This is a story of how Espresso and Madeleine became lovers and that's all I have to say sadly🥲