⚠️ *WARNING!* This story is 18+ and contains mentions of abuse as well as profanity, a teeny bit of sexual content, alcohol and drug use, TOXICITY, depression, and a lot of tears. Please read notes at the ends of chapters in case I add a warning for future chapters! ➖➖➖➖ This is a Sally Face fanfic! In this universe, some of the paranormal aspects exist but the cult doesn't-- just to keep the conclusion working in favor of the story! The name 'Emilie' is pretty much a placeholder for y/n. She has no description because I want everyone to envision her as yourselves! ➖➖➖➖ Emilie kept to herself. She avoided people as best as she could. She did this for multiple reasons, mainly because most people generally sucked. Still, it didn't mean she hadn't craved human contact somewhere deep down-- even if she hasn't realized it yet. She noticed Sal Fisher the second she moved to Nockfell. The blue-haired boy intrigued her with his expressionless prosthetic and his overall nonchalance. His carefree and bad-boyish personality was something she wished she had, but not enough to be envious of him. It was enough to admire him. Sal and Emilie are thrust into a sudden friendship- if you'd like to call it a friendship- that changes their lives forever. Together, they realize life is a lot of things, but it surely isn't simple- especially when it comes to the two of them. Life is a living hell. They have Travis, some guy from out of state, Larry and Ash who can't figure themselves out, Emilie's dads band, and worst of all- the popular kids. Through their f*cked up journey, Emilie slowly begins to uncover the roots of her admiration for Sal Fisher through their blooming friendship. So, I'll leave you all to answer the question: will it only be a friendship? +++++++ (The photos in the cover are NOT mine and neither are any of the characters (not including my own characters) from the Sally Face universe. )

You have moved to South Park right before your senior year at South Park High. You meet up with you're long-distance friend, Wendy Testaburger. You meet all the interesting people of South Park, and Wendy gets an idea. Wendy sets you up on a date with Clyde Donovan, and you two quickly become a couple. Little do you know, a certain red-headed boy has been suppressing his feelings for you since the day he met you. What happens when he confesses his feelings to you? Mature Themes ⚠️ - Cursing - Underage Drinking - Underage Smoking - Drug Use - Sexual Situations Started - March 27th 2023 Finished - April 5th 2023

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

DISCONTINUED✔️ * I do not own A Series of Unfortunate Events* -Based off the TV series- Y/N L/N loves anything related to music. Particularly being drawn to musical theatre. She's always hoping for the day she'll be performing herself. Sharing that passion with her parents, whom she wishes she knew. They died when she was too little to remember and were placed with her aunt. Who at the first chance, shipped Y/N off to horrid Prufrock Prep. At least her friends, the Quagmire triplets, are there in good company. When three new orphans show up, she is skeptical. But despite her first impression they make great additions to the group. When introduced, Klaus recognizes her from that night at the movies. Not thinking he'd see her again he develops a bit of a crush. While spending more time together Y/N starts to feel something too. With all this mutual pinning, new ideas, and the pre-pep rally dance coming up, Y/Ns year is quickly improving. Well, that's before things take a turn for the worst. When Klaus finds out about her big stage dreams, he has reason to expect she's working with Count Olaf. Will this assumption break their new-found relationship? Highest Ranking: #24 in Quagmires

A week has passed since Weirdmaggedon happened and Bill was 'defeated.' Everyone had already gone back to their normal lives under the 'forget-about-it' movement that was input. You did the same though it was less normal than everyone else's. You have a reputation around the town as a witch. Cliche, yes. Untrue, maybe. You suppose it stemmed from the potions and herbal recipes you tend to make for others. Or possibly from the fact that you live in the middle of the woods in a small house made of mainly wood. Either way, when Bill shows up at your doorstep looking worse for wear, you figure the only thing you can do is help him....But then what?

You are Cartman's cousin and your family have recently moved to Southpark, will you be able to make friends? ~ You are female ~ You and all the other students in this are 17-18 years old. I'm not American so I apologise if anything about the school system is wrong. These characters do not belong to me, they're from the show South Park. This is mostly written as a guilty pleasure. There is smut in this book.

Your a new girl boss moving into South Park and four guys peak your interest one seems cute and very admirable and maybe Kenny will join in the love

Y/n is one of the youngest members of the Emperor's Coven. You'd think she'd have her whole life set for her then, right? Yeah, no.

A choose your own ending in the world of South Park. Who will you meet? Who will you love? Who will you hate? Find out as reader battles this new chapter of her life. Something tells me it's not as bad as she thinks. Or maybe it is?