About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

shrek will take u for a ride on his green tracker. shrek does the nasty with ur baes and its rly inappropriate so o dunnot get butt hurt you son of a swamp

Shrek is in a love triangle with Farquaad and Donkey....

If you came for Shrek oppar, you're very much welcome here😌💅🏻