Theodore Nott has never had a thing for love and flowers, especially when it came down to particular girls his friends disliked. But when a hopeless romantic discovers to be more amusing than she seems, he can't help but enjoy having her around. Then when Mattheo Riddle begins to crave a bad romance with her, he can't help but intervene himself to go after her himself. Even if he's bad at romance.

It's just one week, seven days of pretending to be Fourth's boyfriend. What can possibly go wrong? -- ("It's just for a week!" Fourth is almost begging at this point, "and it's just play pretend!" "And what do I gain from this?" Gemini asks, eyebrow raised, and damn. It is a very valid question. "Um... my unending love and support?" "And?" "An amazing dinner spread and a favour I will owe you for life." Fourth says, and Gemini snickers. "I can give it to you in writing, redeemable whenever and how many ever times you want." "Okay, I guess." Gemini starts laughing as fourth does a little victory dance. "Only because your mom's cooking is out of this world.")