Are you an introvert or do you just realize being around people is freakin' annoying? Either way you will relate to these hilarious memes in your own special way. Note: I do not claim to be the sole and exclusive owner of the content I make available through this book.

Yeah I don't know- The Owl House characters text each other and it's chaotic. None of the character belong to me! Hi. It has been many, many months since I last updated this, and I don't know if it will be updated again (at least not anytime soon). Also, I wrote this when I was younger. A tiny pathetic baby, if you will. So keep that in mind. At by that I mean NOT EVERYTHING IS IMPLIED SEX IT'S CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE. For a long while this was #1 in the owl house tag so, do with that information as you will. Enjoy

Dont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to cringe at in two years. 3/17/20 Edit: okay I'm making the actual description now rather than saying how horribly bad this is going to turn out. This dumpster fire is basically about a bunch of gay(or bi) objects texting each other and being gay. Also there's a crossover because why not. Yay! Btw if you're a little eight or nine year old who cant stand cursing then dont read anything passed the first page. Pls I marked this as mature for a reason. But if you dont care go on ahead 4/26/20 Edit: Thank you guys for 1k views like wow what are you guys doing with your life but also thank you guys so much for reading this. I honestly thought this book was just gonna be a waste of space in the sea of actually good bfb fanfics here but I guess I was kinda wrong huh? That sounded depressing but whatever, thank you guys so much.

yall may know me from my madness combat smutshot, no you dont, anyway, this may include some sexual scenes, but not that sexual, ya feel me? :heart_eyes: anyway, stop reading me and get on to the story [btw, this is a joke, so don't kill me in the comments] [covert artist: @KBS_OMO on twitter]