" 𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒚. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒍𝒊𝒓𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒈𝒖𝒚𝒔 𝒅𝒖𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒆? 𝑹𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓, 𝑩𝒂𝒅 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕~ " ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 𝘿𝙪𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙗𝙪𝙜 𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙥𝙖𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣. 𝙎𝙤, 𝙃𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜! ▼・ᴥ・▼ ✓𝘼𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧-𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: 5/4/21 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱: -

!! DISCLAIMER !! ALL ART IS NOT MINE I FOUND THEM ON GOOGLE I ONLY PUT THE TITLE AND ADDED ALL THE IMAGES TOGETHER !! I ALSO DO NOT SHIP THE REAL PEOPLE ONLY THEIR MINECRAFT PERSONAS !! After Techno helps Dream escape from prison, the two come across a child that looks almost identical to Ranboo. After convincing Techno to let the kid stay, Techno and Dream become victims of the inevitable, fatherhood. Will they grow to love the kid and maybe even each other, or will the pressure and their anger issues tear the some-what family apart? POG 1k Reads - Sep 16 2021 No. 1 on #dreamnoblade - Sep 17 2021 No. 7 on #youtubers - Oct 12 1k + Votes - Oct 18 2021 20k+ Reads - Oct 21 2021 No. 1 on #mcyt - Oct 21 2021 No. 1 on #karlnapity - Oct 26 2021 No. 69 on #au - Nov 20 2021 No. 1 on #dsmpau - Dec 13 2021 30k+ Reads - Jan 1 2022 40k+ Reads - Mar 9 2022 2k Votes - Apr 9 2022 50k Reads - May 20 2022

The SMP, one of the most dangerous cities to ever exist. The whole city is run by some of the worst gangs to exist. Syndicate, Eggpire, Las Nevadas, and the legend itself: XD. What happens when all 3 mafias meet at one college and are recruited by XD himself while putting two college kids in the middle of their mess? *Updated Chapter

KEEP IN MIND THAT I'M NOT SHIPPING ANYONE IRL THIS IS JUST FOR MY/OTHER'S ENTERTAINMENT SO DON'T PUT THESE IN THEIR FACES. I only ship smt that's not real so please don't go hate on them, if you wanna give hate to someone come to me. Warning: some unholy things are in this story so read at your own risk, it's not gonna be very detailed but details will be present. Basically in this story Techno (Technoblade) is "soft" around other people and at events, by "soft" i mean that he is very nice. But once our one green boi gets to know the real Techno, he saw that the man is not as soft as everyone knows him. Also, I'm not using their real ages and heights (same thing to some of the other people in the story), in this story Dream is 20 yrs old; height 5,10 and Techno is 22 yrs old; height 6,4. You probably said in your mind that Techno would be top and Dream buttom. And yeah, you're completely right (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ and OMG, 953 SPACES DAMN-

pov: this is satire i swear. To say dream never thought he'd be giving a head to his college teacher was a understatement, yet here he was doing exactly such. Money and exceptional sex? Who could even try and ask for more? 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑 ・Smut ・ Kinky asf ・ Possibly bad grammar ・just- ugh

Being an omega on the server he made is hard. How and why? Because an anomaly has somehow been summoned in the safe space of his server. Said anomaly met Dream and stole his identity, even had the audacity to make his name opposite of Dream's. Threatened Dream of killing his precious best friends if he doesn't obey him. Dream may have retaliated since he knew that Sapnap and George are strong fighters, but Dream cannot accept the fact that the little ones may die if he doesn't obey. We will begin with Dream's life in the prison onward. Travel with me, my wonderful readers. A story plot requested by @catJam in ao3! Enjoy reading!!

Dream has been in love with Techno for...a while. What happens when one day his friends get sick of his simpery and make a bet with him. Will he be able to ask Techno out by the end of the week or will he have to suffer the punishment of being a sad simp?

THIS IS A PART TWO OF MY OTHER STORY 'Remember ~Dreamnoblade~' Abandoned story and account. End Genocide and War, I don't care what all a country or territory has done, civilians should never be slaughtered as a reaction. The cover art is not mine! I found it on google! Each chapter that has the word 'tings' in the title has smut. Warnings are given at the beginning of chapters that I feel might need a warning.

Jungle Cruise, but it's Technodream..just here me out. It's okay if you don't know what I'm talking about or you haven't seen movie, you won't need that. Long ago, there was a kingdom deep in the Amazon. It was ruled by a magnificent king who shared love and peace to all his subjects. The king had a lovely wife and son and they lived graciously in the jungle. The kingdom's center held a magical tree, it's leaves golden as the ore due to the buried totem underneath it. The king demanded the totem to stay beneath as hope that it will never end up in the wrong hands. However, on one fateful day a hurricane occurred and utterly destroyed the kingdom leaving it submerged in water with no survivors. Although reality's story ends there, legend tells more. It is said the son survived and had a family of his own. He created a series of objects called 'Hearts of the Sea' in hopes of finding the totem himself. Nevertheless, he lost them to unknown causes and now lives his failure of a life deep in the jungle. 20 years later, the legend of the mystical Totem of Undying hidden in the Amazon was said to just be a legend. However, a persistent thief makes it their life purpose to find it in attempt to make his cruel world a better place. Eventually, he finds himself stuck with a sly skipper and his rusty boat in the middle of the Amazon! The thief later finds out this skipper is hiding something much deeper beneath the surface. Will they tear each other apart before they find the Totem? Will they come to a liking towards one another? A/N: Of course I will take this down if it comes to it. No smut, but there will be some suggestive content. Not very fast uploads since this is my first story and I got school to worry about, but this is just a story I wanted to do on the side :). I will say I will try to keep my grammar on point since it annoys me when other people don't. Hope those who read this like it. luv u all :D

This book is a school au we're dream and technoblade are rivals but then fell for eachother but the other doesn't know They both dueled eachother and if the other wins the loser must obey the winner throughout the school year This book is unnatural than other books because in this highschool au they're not only humans but their also half animals If you all are confused I am too so just read the book and maybe you'll come and understand ---------------------------------------------------- These two characters aren't mine (duh) I do not ship them IRL I only ship their persona or something like that Well hope you enjoy ---------------------------------------------------- Yes I'm still gonna continue making chapters for this book until techno says we should stop, and please don't hate on these shippers! Thank you for 50k reads!!💖💖💖(tue, October 20, 2020)