This read contains sexual content, drugs, abuse, and swearing. if you are sensitive with this stuff i would reccomend to not read this. (DO NOT READ UNDER 13!!!!)

The more you read, the better it gets, truly. 'With a vast cast list and a somewhat mature content rating, this book is great fun'- The New York Times Voted: #3- MichelleObama #86- Shrek

Ferguson Blaaberg aka Blubbery. The fattest kid in school. He grows feelings for one of the popular girls named Liberty however she likes his scrawny Twig like best friend, Andy. Blubbery forces Andy to date her and have him tag along on all their dates. Will he get closer with Liberty, or will his luck get crushed just like every dog blubbery accidentally steps on. Warning : Offensive Content

lois cheats on petah with walter white from BBC's the walking dead (this is a joke, i'm so sorry)

"You wanted to see me, Mr.President?...." When the president takes notice of Vector Perkins heinous crimes, he's fascinated rather disgusted. Could this be a new friend ship?... or perhaps....more?

This is a shit post I wrote with a couple of friends. I'm posting it so we all suffer. It's sad that I can't include the terrible formatting but oh well.

Raini Rodriguez is a beautiful, talented and gorgeous comedian from Mexico. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Pete Davidson, a skinny, queen man with a passion for acting. Raini takes an instant disliking to Pete and the ugly hair and ugly hair ways he learnt during his years in Boston. However, when a wannabe tries to boyfriend snatching Raini, Pete springs to the rescue. Raini begins to notices that Pete is actually rather amazing at heart. But, the pressures of Pete's job as a actress leave him blind to Raini's affections and Raini takes up being beautiful to try an distract himself. Finally, when ugly hair weirdo, Becky Grande, threatens to come between them, Pete has to act fast. But will they ever find the important love that they deserve?

SpongeBob passionately kissed his pink pal, he loved him so much, it was true love.

Yes