If you found this you are either very mentally ill, just somehow found it, or you came from one of my other books. The name of this book is.. somewhat a joke.

It is a some killer quotes

NEED TO CLEANSE YOUR SINFUL SOULS?! WANNA TALK TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO HELL LIKE YOU?! WANNA TALK ABOUT SMUT FOR SOME REASON?! THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE HOLY WATER SERVICE! FREE HOLY WATER, BLEACH AND GASOLINE FOR EVERYONE! WE SELL OUR FAMOUS CLEANSING COCKTAIL WHICH CAN MAKE YOUR SOUL FEEL A LITTLE MORE CLEAN! (Also giving away free duct tape and cement to fix those damn fourth walls)