Humans know them as the 'Deathly Hallows' I know them as mine. I am the Grim Reaper, and I'm taking back what belongs to me.

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

When darkness and light collide, one would expect a natural disaster. But a newly named daughter of Apollo and son of Hades prove this to be wrong, very wrong. As Andrea Winterson becomes the demigod she was born to be, Nico di Angelo is seen in her first quest, her first adventure. They may even prove the gods wrong. Maybe, when darkness and light collide, something else happens entirely... *I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THIS MATERIAL, ALL THE CREDIT GOES TO RICK RIORDAN FOR COMING UP WITH THE AMAZING STORIES THAT LEAD TO MY OWN!!!! The only things I DO own are my personal characters :)*

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

Despite the sinister plot, Harry Potter stories have their funny moments. Ron Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, and many other characters add their funny quips to lighten a serious situation. Read these funny Harry Potter quotes and enjoy the witty jabs from Harry Potter books. You will find these funny Harry Potter quotes revealing a lot about the characters in the books. I have made sure to get at least one quotation from each of the seven Harry Potter books.