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When we're high, When we're low, And I promise I will never let you go. I GOT YOUR BACK, BOY. © copyright #494 Fanfiction cover by @redblacklady

He tells me "I'm okay" but I know it's just a simple lie.

5sos shiziness and all the random fangirling crapola PLEASE EXCUSE ANY FETUS SHIZ IN HERE BC I WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO ____________________ © royalmukes 2k14 [summer] highest ranking: Random #20 / Humor #83

❝Welcome to Weenie Hut Jr's, can I take your order?❞ ❝I'd like a large milkshake with a side of your number.❞ ❝Sorry but I don't date weenies.❞ _________________ © sighcalum 2k14 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Humor #694

Ziam smut..... Yeah

Alright here's my story. My name is Delaney Higgins as in Paul Higgins, my dad. Over the past 2 years or so I've been bullied. All my friends, or who I thought were my friends, left me. I don't know why it all started or how but this is they way it was. It led me to selfharming and trying suicide. Luckily it didn't work. I've gotten help and I'm better now. My dad, Paul, doesn't trust me at home this summer by my self, you see my mom died a half a year ago and left me with my dad who cares more about his job then his daughter. But he's making me come on tour with him all summer long with his stuck up brats. One direction and 5 seconds of summer. Great.

"A story in which a young girl who fears the world meets a young boy who fears loosing his world." 2013 © All rights reserved

"Do you love me?" He nods his head "to the next galaxy and back" Cover made by: parahahoy