The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Colonel Sanders and Mr. Clean have fallen in love, it was always apparent things were perfect. That was until Ronald McDonald wanted to ruin their relationship...

(this is a joke lmao) YALL I STARTED THIS IN SEPTEMBER AS A JOKE OMG THANK YOU FOR THE READS 🌜🥂🌛 this technically turned into a harry styles x reader fanfic where biden tries to get with you but either way i hope you like it 😜🤞 and yes i know i have many spelling errors but you guys don't have to call me out like that 😫😔😭 it makes me more broken than zoe laverne with her sad simpson edits 😩🖤⛓🔫

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

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(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?