this will be crappy but im doing it because he wont give us hiveswap

lil hal comes over OuO

It's in the middle of your school year, and your English teacher retires, and the teacher that takes his place is... well... hot, but strange.

hey :) chapter 1 - oli chapter 2 - emma chapter 3 - sage (that me)

This was really early in the morning

this is a lemon but first I want to show how you guys Met okay •3• IT'S like normal life becomes life isn't all sex and happiness

You have always been good friends with Dirk Strider, in fact you've known each other since you were kids! You always knew about his auto responder.. it was pretty obvious considering they aren't alike much at all but one day dirk calls you over to chill and have some epic rap battles! OH yea also to introduce you to Lil Hal...this ought to be interesting.

You love hanging out with Dirk and his robots, they're like your family! But the one person you can NOT stand is Dirk's AR Lil Hal. Now, Dirk thinks you two would become "closer" if he made Hal a body.