You were really regretting getting into that car accident. If you hadn't, you'd still be getting good money as a professional player, and you'd be enjoying summers in Barcelona with pretty girls on either side of you. You'd be winning awards and season tournaments, and you could model underwear shirtless and look hot as hell doing it. [excrept from 'a striker's folly'] OR: in which you're roped into your father's psychotic experiments. Seriously, who let this weirdo adopt a child?

"LOST WHEN YOU LOOK INTO MY BROWN EYES SEE, MY LITTLE WAIST CAN MAKE YOU SWITCH SIDES" in which an abnormal girl is added to a more abnormal groupchat... INSPIRED BY: "AMORISTS" by blueehedphon3z!! (i swear i'm funny) PUBLISHED: 10/08/25 COMPLETED: N/A [OCXCANON] [ISAGI.YXFEM!OC] [BLUELOCKXFEMALEREADER] [ALLRIGHTSRESERVED] [BEHONEST©KARMAMEL2025]

yuka: not all fish are tuna, but all tuna are fish 🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏 shidou: HOLD UP 🔥🔥 HER WRITING IS THIS FIRE?!?!?! charles: AND THE CROWD GOES WILD 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 rin: go kys. in which a tightly-knit group of friends are added into a groupchat full of mentally ill teenage boys. STARTED: 02/02/2025 COMPLETED: 23/10/2025 [Cross-posted on AO3 under karmamel] [ALL RIGHTS RESERVED] [BLUEUNLOCK©KARMAMEL2025]