I promise this was a joke fic guys

REWRITING DONE 27/27 CHAPTERS (I'll put tws at the beginning of each chapter) Quackity just graduated from college and is looking for a job. He finds one where he works with his bestfriend Karl. Quackity seems to think everything is fine until Wilbur starts showing a new feeling and becomes possessive of Quackity. To the point another doctors and patients notice and get worried for him. He wouldn't even leave him alone. They would always be together. Wilbur would start crying without him, which is lead to Quackity having to stay over night sometime. But what if Quackity actually likes it? What if his also messed up in the head? (MIGHT BE ONE OF THE MOST F*CK UP STORIES IVE EVER MADE)

"I could drink your blood if you let me, baby- drain you o' your love until you hate me." It's the 1800s. Alexis Quackity has been sent on a business trip to England, arriving at a certain Wilbur Soot's lavish castle. But Wilbur isn't an ordinary human. Well, he's not exactly a human. Things get complicated when he develops a certain... liking... for Quackity. [Contains smut!] "Blood! Didn't they want your blood? So why apologise for being blue and cold?" Cover by @cyani07 on Twitter

Lets just say this relationship isn't the healthiest, schlatt is a bit over obsessive when it comes to Quackity.

"YOU CANT TAKE HIM FROM ME" bottles clinking and the TV static filled the hollow house. a baby, no older than two can be heard whimpering, his head hurting, not just from the small growing horns, but also from the bruises and blood oozing from his small body. he lay deep in the dark and damp basement, away from light, not a single peep made it through those stone clad walls. yelling from upstairs filtered through, the sound of wings and a thunk before quiet tapping can be heard going down stairs, the slamming of a door opening as he was picked up into a safe and warm hold. the winged man shush the small one as the sound of loud clopping thudded from upstairs. they were running out of time. {𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗨𝗔𝗟 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘} ____________________________________ Started: March 18th, 2022 Published:March 24th, 2022 Ended: Cover art is NOT mine! Art is by kirbs and GOOB on Twitter! Go check them out:D

this is the second book of "yes sir?" so don't read this one before you read that one. this one might be more angsty and better spelt. so enjoy

this is a story of wilbur and quackity. wilbur was a guitarist in a crazy circus. doing crazy tricks while playing the guitar catching everyones attention. but quackity was just a person in the audience to wilbur. until one day quackity caught wilburs eye.

A mafia and omega verse story. When a drunken mistake happens at a party. Quackity wants to forgot but Wilbur just doesn't. Wilbur becomes overprotective over someone who doesn't even like him. Or does he like him? ----------------------- I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT PLEASE READ AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT CONTINUE IT😭

OMEGAVERSE Quackity a 'normal' omega who somehow started dating schlatt (his childhood bestfriend and also a mafia boss) and then to his shocked when he tought they were happy he 'sold' him away to his worst enemy to be the 'best mafia boss'. He was furious until he realized he wasn't all that bad as schlatt told him.He was even kind of hot and soon after Wilbur's 'second commander' Tommy realized Wilbur had a soft spot for Quackity. Quackity meet his old friend there too Charlie Quackity became Wilbur's secretary there offices were link by a door. ;) But what if Quackity also has a dark secret with Charlie.... And what if Quackity hated that place and wanted to escape? Will he come up with a plan? Or will thing take a turn? A dark turn..? I don't know why you still here, go read it!

This is a vampire Quackbur au Quackity is a time traveler that goes in the past and futur a lot. Usually stays there a while, gets bored and leaves. What happens when Quackity comes across the same guy almost everytime? Will he questions him or leave him alone? But if that guy gets a small sick twisted obsession over him? Idk read (please)