"Pain doesn't exist with you around, Niall Horan." ... an au in which harry plays for the packers and niall is his biggest fan. ... read at your own risk. some chapters may be triggering for some readers. (Are marked with a *)

-| you, me and the baby makes three |- "I want another baby" "What's wrong with the one we've already got?" "Nothing. I just want another one." "Can we name it Slut Dresser?" "Harry." "What?" "You're an idiot." "But I'm your idiot." _____________________________ BOOK FOUR IN THE SHIVER SERIES. You will need to read the following stories in order to understand the plot completely: Book One: Shiver Link:http://www.wattpad.com/story/16271044-shiver-n-h-%2B-h-s-punk-harry-book-one Book Two: Burning Up Link:http://www.wattpad.com/story/19118284-burning-up-n-h-%2B-h-s-sequel-to-shiver-book-two Book Three: Slut and the Slut Dresser Link: http://www.wattpad.com/story/23570490-slut-and-the-slut-dresser-book-three Ranked #17 in Humor #282 in Fan-Fiction

Niall is the slightest bit uneducated when it comes to anything modern, as he has an old soul to match his boxy computer and grandma furniture. Harry is a technology mastermind with a love for anything updated. When Niall decides to buy a cell phone, he may need a bit of help, preferably from the tall boy at the tech store that he just so happens to hit on with flirtatious pick-up lines- the oldest ones in the book.

-| just because you win the battle, doesn't mean you've won the war|- "You know... I was serious when I said I was going to marry you." "I know." "Then why don't we go get married right now? We can fly to Vegas... Drive thru wedding. I've heard those have a high success rate." BOOK TWO. Warnings: There is mentions of self harming, slight mentions of suicide, crude humor, and may or may not contain sexual content. There is a fine line between maturity and just being plain rude, all I ask for is maturity. Thank you xx Ranked #368 in Humor and #459 in Fan-Fiction

[ S E Q U E L. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ INNOCENT. YOU'LL BE CONFUSED.] Three years. It's been three years since Harry walked out on everyone. Three years since Niall fell into depression. Three years since Niall was tainted. He is no longer innocent, he drinks, and cusses like no tomorrow. His love for Harry is still there, and he can't move on. It's true what they say, "First loves can fuck you up." But he's back. Three years later and he comes back, and Niall is in a crazy boat ride

Niall Horan was the perfect target for bullying. He was the happiest, most oblivious kid anyone had known. Niall didn't believe in bad, or evil. He didn't like swearing, horror movies, or when someone raised their voice. He was known as Innocent. What happens when Harry Styles finds Niall black and blue one day in the toilets? Harry swears he'll protect him, but how much can life throw at them before they can finally be happy? (new description)

schizophrenia - (schiz·o·phre·ni·a) a severe mental disorder characterized by delusions, hallucinations, incoherence and physical agitation.