Samantha's never really had many friends. That's why she's so excited when she meets three people who are always nice to her and understand her completely. But for some reason, everyone else thinks her friends are bad and should leave. (Disclaimer: This story is not rated R. It just won't let me switch the rating for some reason idk but it's more like G/PG)

In which Beckham Lenox, a battered Quebecois who somehow wound up in New York, aspires to navigate the inner workings of everyone's mind but his own. {under mild construction.}