Obligatory sick fic for the fandom! We've got (at least) one victim from every region. Starting with the Northeast and some wisdom teeth removal, we'll then visit the South and check on a sick character. Then some of the Midwest gets injured, and finally the West takes us away into our last ailment of the day. (Oh yeah, this takes place over one day). Well... come and get your injured and hurting states everybody. They need the love.